Delightfully Disgusting

My Friends... This is not my creation unlike other blogs I posted. Buts too good to ignore. I hope you will enjoy this...

School 1980 vs. School 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school

1980 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students

1980 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt

1980 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school

1980 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons

Scenario: Vinh fails high school English

1980 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college

2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill

1980 - Ants die

2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him

1980 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay